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- Thinks far with vision
- Easily influenced by kindness
- Polite and soft-spoken
- Having lots of ideas
- Sensitive
- Active mind
- Hesitating
- Tends to delay
- Choosy and always wants the best
- Temperamental
- Funny and humorous
- Loves to joke
- Good debating skills
- Talkative
- Daydreamer
Dear (last person you smsed), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), Your name.
1. What's the colour of your shirt? [ ]Blue - Our romance is over [x]Red - Our affair is over [ ]White - I'll join the monastery [ ]Black - I dislike you [ ]Brown - The mafia wants you [ ]Green - Our horoscopes don't match [ ]Grey - You're a pervert [ ]Yellow - I'm selling myself [ ]Pink - Your clothing [ ]Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation [ ]Lasagna - At the mental hospital [ ]Hot dog - Under a state of trance [ ]None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
2. What's the colour of your socks? [ ]Yellow - Hit on [ ]Red - Insult [ ]Black - Ignore [ ]Blue - Knock out [ ]Purple - Pour syrup on nostrils are insulting [ ]No socks - You're a loser [ ]Other - I'm in love with your sister
3. Which is your birth month? [ ]January - That night [ ]February - Last year [ ]March - When your dwarf bit me [ ]April - When I tripped on sesame seeds [ ]May - First of May [x]June - When you put cuffs on me [ ]July - When I threw up [ ]August - When I saw the shrunken head [ ]September - When we skinny dipped [ ]October - When I quoted Santa [ ]November - When your dog ran amok [ ]December - When I changed tennis shoes
4. Which food do you prefer? [ ]Tacos - In your apartment [ ]Pizza - In your camping car [ ]Hamburgers - Under the bus [ ]Salad - As you ate enchilada [ ]Pasta - Outside of Chicago [ ]Chicken - In your closet [x]Kebab - With Paris Hilton [ ]Fish - In women's [ ]White - Carve your initials into [ ]Grey - Pull the clothes off [ ]Brown - Put leeches on [ ]Orange - Castrate [x]Barefoot - Sit on [ ]Pink - Pull the toupee off [ ]Other - Drive out
5. What's the colour of your underwear shorts? [ ]Black - My best friend [x]White - My father [ ]Grey - Bill Clinton [ ]Brown - My fart balloon [ ]Red - Donald Duck [ ]Blue - My avocado plant [ ]Yellow - My penpal in Iraq [ ]Purple - My mustard souffle [ ]Orange - My Kid Rock collection [ ]Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper [ ]None - My John F. Kennedy statue [ ]Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? [ ]Scrubs - Man [ ]O.C. - Emotional [ ]One Tree Hill - Open [ ]Heroes - Frostbitten [ ]House - Scarred [x]Lost - High [ ]Simpsons - Cowardly [ ]The news - Mongolic [ ]Idol - Masochistic [ ]Family Guy - Senile [ ]Top Model - Middle class
7. Your mood right now? [ ]Happy - How awful I've felt [x]Bored - That Santa doesn't exist [ ]Sad - How boring you are [ ]Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage [ ]Depressed - That we're cousins [ ]Excited - That there is no solution to this [ ]Nervous - The middle east [ ]Worried - That your Honda sucks [ ]Apathetic - That I did a sex change [ ]Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster [ ]Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men [ ]Overjoyous - That I'm open [ ]Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks [ ]None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls? [x]White - Your ring [ ]Yellow - Your love letters [ ]Red - Your Darth Vader poster [ ]Black - Your tame stone [ ]Blue - The couch cushions [ ]Orange - Your false teeth [ ]Brown - Your contact book [ ]Green - The pictures from LA [ ]Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs [ ]Purple - Your old lottery coupons [ ]Pink - The cut toenails [ ]Others - The memories in the military service
9. What is the first letter of your first name? [ ]A/B - Your photo [x]C/D - The oil stocks [ ]E/F - Your neighbour Martin [ ]G/H - your virginity [ ]I/J - Results of your blood sample [ ]K/L - Your left ear [ ]M/N - Your suicide note [ ]O/P - My common sense [ ]Q/R - Your mom [ ]S/T - Your collection of butterflies [ ]U/V - Your criminal record [ ]W/X - David's tricot outfits [x]Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. What is the last letter of your last name? [ ]A/B - Always will remember [ ]C/D - Never will forget [x]E/F - Always wanted to break [ ]G/H - Never openly mocked [ ]I/J - Always have felt dirty before [ ]K/L - Will tell the authorities about [ ]M/N - Told in my confession today about [ ]O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about [ ]Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about [ ]S/T - Get sick when I think of [ ]U/V - Always will try to forget [ ]W/X - Am better off without [ ]Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? [ ]Water - Our friendship [ ]Beer - Senility [ ]Soft drink - A new life as a clone [ ]Soda - The incarnation of an eskimo [ ]Milk - The apartment building [ ]Wine - Cocaine abuse [ ]Cider - A passionate interest for mice [ ]Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations [ ]Mineral water - Embarrassing rash [x]Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism [ ]Whisky - To ruin the second World War [ ]Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation? [ ]Thailand - Warm regards [ ]USA - Best regards [ ]England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail [ ]Spain - Go and drown yourself [ ]China - Disgusting regards [ ]Germany - With ease [x]Japan - Go burn [ ]Greece - Your everlasting enemy [ ]Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard [ ]Egypt - Fuck off [ ]France - In pain
Dear BeiHua, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it you're a loser when you put cuffs on me and I saw you with Paris Hilton and my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break eggplant fetishism. Go Burn, YuJie..
